Random Question!

OK, everyone.  Upon setting up my profile it had a random question.

Random Question:
The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

And after spending the time to answer it, I am told that there is a 400 Character limit, at which point I am thinking I only have 2 characters, THE FROG and ME.  Then I finally realize their meaning of Character and wonder why in the world they did not tell me about this limit before I told my story. 

Anyways, I could not let me story go to waste.  So here it is, and I hope you enjoy!

The tale of the frog with no Hair!

Now little ones, listen closely as I tell you this story about this little friend of mine. . . One day while I was walking through the woods, enjoying all of the beautiful things that God has made, I heard this noise, it sounded like someone crying.  I looked all over and kept calling out "Are you ok?" but no one was answering.  At the moment I was about to give up, I sat down to rest on the edge of waterfall.  At that very moment a little frog hopped up next to me.  He said 'excuse me sir, you seem like a very nice person and I was wondering if you could help me.'  Now, this is the first time I have had the privilege of meeting a talking frog.  I must say, even with the surprise of a talking frog, all I could think to myself was how down rite ugly this frog was.  He said to me 'Sir, I seem to have misplaced something and can not find it'  I asked him what it was he had misplaced and he told me his wig.  I know, I thought the same thing, frogs do not have hair so why would he need a wig.  But after looking at him a little closer, that is why he was so darn ugly, he had no hair on his head.  He told me where he had last had it, as well as the story about how he had lost his hair.  We looked around for awhile but could not find his wig, at this moment I found a fishing lure that was covered with deer hair.  I cut off the hair, and took the piece of fishing line that was still on the lure and tied the hair together.  Now, I have never made a wig for a frog before, but this one looked very good.  The frog put it on, but could not get it to stay.  Being the nature man I am, I found a pine tree that was seeping sap and dabbed a little on the underside of the deer hair wig.  I placed it on the frog who graciously thank me before heading on his way.  As he was hopping away I heard him saying something about I hope the princess thinks he looks good enough to kiss him now.